January//new blog

Hey everyone!

So I know it’s been forever and you’ve all probably forgotten about me, but I thought I’d let you know that I’m still alive. 

I should probably let it be known that I’ve quit work. It started to get annoying. I hated being at the agency and my plans on the indie place fell through so I left the industry. I may have to go back for a bit as I’m running out of money and I’d rather go back to it part-time (my indie place has opened back up) and have the ability and freedom to have an open schedule so I can actually see my boyfriend while still going to school and being heavily into dance. 

Anyway, I’ve started a personal blog about my sex life with my boyfriend. Many people may not find that nearly as interesting, but sex is sex and I like writing about it and everyone likes reading about it, so you should probably follow it.

The URL is http://www.spanksforthesex.wordpress.com
You can also follow my tumblr which is http://www.spanksforthesex.tumblr.com, I basically just post racy photos and photos of food and cats etc.

Hope the new year is treating you all well!

Love, 

Alice xx

November 6

I have been SO BAD with blogging!! I’m sorry. Been so busy with school and dance and boyfriend. 
I actually have a lot to tell you all I just don’t even know where to begin.
I promise I’ll be a better blogger and start filling you guys in more often. I just need someone to remind me. 

Work is kind of lame right now. Not very busy. Though I do have two awesome clients that I love dearly.
One is in a wheelchair and he’s the cutest guy ever. He’s under 30, was in the navy, has a kid, and was paralyzed a short while ago in a biking accident (motorcycles are dangerous!!). We get along so well it’s awesome. Every time I see him he puts me in such a good mood. It’s great if I’m tired or having a bad day or something. Plus, he can’t get it up, so he basically pays me to talk and cuddle and go down on me for ages. He’s adorable. I feel bad for him. It’s surprising how well we click. 
Would be nice if he tipped though.

My other new favorite client at work is also a single dad. He’s probably around 30, 35 at the very most, and such a sweet little nerd. We talk about movies a lot. He always brings me the most delicious wine and he joke around and play and it’s great. He also likes for me to wear street clothes not lingerie because he “feels like it’s more natural”. With a lot of clients I’m not a big when they ask me to wear casual clothes. I feel like I’m giving them a part of the real me that they shouldn’t have access too. I prefer the persona the lingerie lets me sink into. However, it’s all just really comfortable with him, and I don’t mind letting him in a bit. He’s a total sweetie.

I also had an independent call a couple weeks ago that went really well. Made a lot more money in a short amount of time than I would have at the agency. Unfortunately he turned into a bit of a dick after and was texting me because he found out that I still work at my agency and was saying he could have paid less and gotten more and I totally ripped him a new one for that. He really made me feel like an object and I wasn’t comfortable with the way he was talking to me at all. Luckily I told the girl who sent him in my direction and she helped make him realize how much of a dillhole he was being. He apologized a million times and I think he’s buying me something to make up for it. I haven’t seen him since then though, last time he was in town our schedules didn’t line up properly. Hopefully I see him again soon though, he was a good time.

Well that’s it for tonight, I’ll tell you more later.

Night!

Alice xx

Sunday

Stag last night was so fun!! Didn’t walk away with as much as I expected but still managed to pull in $740 in two and a half hours which was pretty sweet. The other girl and I put on a great show and had so much fun! I’ll explain it in detail later. Essentially we danced, had some drinks, socialized, and had an awesome sex show.

Right now I have 40 mins before my bus comes to see my boyfriend so I’m sitting in the casino by the bus loop having a beer. I’ve never been in a casino before. Gambling scares me. I surprisingly don’t feel too awkward sitting at the bar alone though. I have my phone and my Heineken to keep me company.

Hope you all had a lovely weekend, I’ll be in touch.

Alice xx

Saturday

It’s stag day!

I’m excited. Time to make all the money. 

Apparently a few things have changed. For one, they hired some non-professional girls to like topless serve drinks or something at like 10 ’cause they only charge like $75 an hour or something and we charge $250/girl after the first hour which is like $600 or something. Since they hired these girls off of backpage (which is kinda like craigslist) we have no idea what they’re like so our agent doesn’t want us to be there when they get there. This means that we’re only tehre for 2.5 hours now instead of 4. Less money but oh well. Keeping my fingers crossed people want extras.

Also, the guy didn’t want 35 people in his $6 million home so now we’re in his $1m “man cave”. Apparently it’s nice and has a bar and shit attached to it so we’ll see. However, the man cave doesn’t have bedrooms in it, so if guys want to book us privately we get to go do the calls ON HIS YACHT which is super cool. I think I may just wear my sexy sailor suit. Either that or we may get matching cop outfits. Haven’t decided yet. Either way I need to look super sexy. 

I need to go dye my extensions. Pray they work out for me! Wish me luck!

I’ll let you all know how it goes.

Alice xx

brief musings on religion

Sometimes my religious studies class makes me so angry. Not with the class, with religions. Well, more so with the men ruling the religions and writing down the doctrines etc. 

Sometimes it just straight up makes me laugh. It can just be so ridiculous. Today I was reading about Jewish laws of impurity when a woman is in niddah, which is menstruation. Apparently, if a menstruating woman walks between two men at the beginning of her period, one of the men will die. If she walks between them at the end of her period, the two will have strife. Also, if you a menstruating Jewish woman, you should not cut your fingernails for risk of your husband or children stepping on or touching the clippings, in which case they would form boils and die.

Like… what?! Apparently menstruating women are magical. I love it. It’s hilarious. I really hope no modern Jews stick to this old Orthodox thinking. 

Speaking of magical, another aspect of niddah is that if a menstruating woman glares at wine hard enough, she can turn it into vinegar. I wish that one was reversed, who doesn’t wish they had that power?

All in all, I wish I was a menstruating witch. Generally I’m just a menstruating bitch. 

Stag

I’m doing a stag on Saturday and I’m so excited. It’s me and another girl and holy balls stags are so fun I love them. Plus I get paid way more than just doing a normal call. 

The guys booked for four hours so I dunno if that’s four hours of us hanging out with them  or like the duo show (they want an interactive duo show from the girl and I – essentially they just watch us have lesbian sex) for an hour or w/e then extras. Apparently they also want us to serve drinks topless. I kind of want to get like suspenders and a cute frilly skirt or something so I can put them over my nips and be all sly like that. Would be fun IMO. Plus I’ve always wanted to wear suspenders I think they’re pretty sexy. 

I’m going to assume that none of you actually know what happens at a stage when they bring in escorts. It’s pretty stereotypical really. 

I’ve only done one stag before but I know what other girls have done at theirs. The one I did wasn’t what I was expecting. The guys were all kinda hungover and boring so basically the other girl and I (they generally hire at least two girls) danced and gave them a strip tease and such for basically the whole hour that they booked. We got $350 each for the one hour which was well worth it since we didn’t have to touch any of the guys. 

Usually what happens though is the girls go and dance and socialize and flirt it up with the groom for the first little bit. Then the girls usually kiss each other and grope each other just to tease the boys. Sometimes the guys want to watch a fully interactive duo between the girls which means the girls have sex, so like go down on each other and finger each other and possibly use toys etc. which is what the guys want on Saturday. Luckily the girl I’m doing it with is pretty hot so I’m not complaining. She also used to be a stripper so I’m going to have to get her to teach me a few moves. 

After the girls finish this the guys are welcome to get a session with them. Usually the groom and the best man are the only ones allowed to book an hour and the rest of the wedding party can only book 15 minutes. It’s gunna be kind of weird if like 5 of the guys want a 15 minute call with me. Mind you it’s $100/15 minutes and it counts as an extra so I don’t have to pay house fees on it. Hell, I’ll fuck ‘em all if they want for that pay. I really really really hope at least one or two want to book with me. I need money to put away for my in-call. And maybe get a new pair of boots  

Anyway, I’ll keep you all updated. We have to plan what we’re doing etc. 
I’m so excited it’s going to be so fun!!

Love you all, hope the Canadians had a lovely thanksgiving, I know I did!

Alice xx

Late

I’m really fucking hungry. I’m hardcore craving tortellini in three cheese sauce. It’s almost 2am but all I can think about is food.

Also, I have a hair appointment next week and I`m so bored of my hair but I dunno what to do with it. It’s red right now and I’ll probably just go darker because it’s easy. I kinda wanna try it out a bit blonde but my stylist will kill me, she just got it all back to “normal’. As in it’s all one colour and not dying and if we bleach it bad things will happen. I just wanna do something different! I may just get blonde extensions and dye them purple or something so I can wear them when I feel adventurous. 

Well there’s my late-night post, love you all,

Alice xx

In-call

Why is it SO FREAKING HARD to find a nice, one bedroom apartment with in-suite laundry??
Seriously this city doesn’t have any! And the few that are available are either in a shitty area or way too expensive. I can’t afford to pay rent on my house plus the same amount for a split one bedroom. Well, I could afford it, but I’d rather be saving some money to go to Europe or something.

I found a really nice loft close to downtown for like $900 which is great but they haven’t called me back yet. I may call them again tomorrow because that place was freaking beautiful. I would probably spend more time there than in my house. 

We didn’t want something too close to downtown so it would be a bit more discreet for our clients but at this point I’m willing to get anything. 

Keep your fingers crossed for me!

Alice xx

Cats

Oh my Lord my cat WILL NOT SHUT UP SOMETIMES
and he kinda sounds like a dog which is weird..

Unless it’s actually some other animal coming from outside but I’m pretty sure it’s the cat.

Weird.

Meowmeowmeow,

Alice xx

Vanilla Hump Day

Had a call today, finally. 

He was super nice. Was like 50ish, maybe 55. 
Sex was really boring lol. He was all like tender and shit which is nice but I can’t really get into it. Obviously clients think I’m into it, that’s kind of part of my job, but mostly I just kind of space out a bit. 

One thing I love about most clients (this man being one of them) is how good they can make you feel. He kept telling me how beautiful I was and how fantastic my eyes were and how I such nice long legs etc. and ya it’s just really nice. It’s great to have a client like that when you’re feeling a bit down or having a bit of a fat day or whatever. 

Also, his dick was HUGE! Put that dick on a hot guy in his 20s and he wouldn’t even have to pay me. Took me a bit to really get on it ’cause I’m not used to guys being that thick but hooooly. When I get dicks like that it makes me want to have rough throw-me-against-a-wall sex. Unfortunately I don’t get clients who want that very often. They usually love to kiss and cuddle and caress my hair as they slowly thrust into me. Which is sweet on their part but gets dull pretty fast. 

He kissed kinda funny too. Like, he would open his mouth, but he wouldn’t put his tongue out at all. So it was like kissing a big cave. Just large open-mouthed kisses. I don’t understand people who don’t know how to kiss. It’s not really rocket science.

Anyway, we did the typical girl-on-top, guy-on-top, “Ooo-I’d-love-to-take-you-from-behind” scene. I swear I could do this job in my sleep. After that, though, he wanted to finish with a hand job (I have a few clients who like that) while I licked his nipples. He took over after a while ’cause he wanted me to kneel over him so he could grab my tits while I sucked on his tiny little man nipples. He came pretty quick after that.

Which reminds about one time this girl I work with told about how one guy told her “I want you to suck on my breasts.” She had to try so hard not to laugh. I probably would have laughed. I giggle a lot in calls. Luckily my clients think it’s endearing. 

Gotta go, hope you’re all enjoying hump day!

Alice xx